I wake up in the morning, get dressed, drive myself to work, put on a name-tag....– Nancy Botwin (Weeds) i hope for a life different to this (via thefoothillsofconfusion)
Anonymous asked: You have two... mabie more... chicks who like you. How do you feel? what are your thoughts about this? (this is not a joke)
Reblog this is if you have a New Zealand accent :)
"Your crush went from Single to In a...
I don't care what your gender is, I'm calling you...
laugh-addict: You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. John F. Kennedy
You know what why don’t you go fuck yourself. I know i don’t make the effort you want, that’s because you never did with me when you should have. I’m going to tell this one day soon and if you don’t like what i actually have to say then tough. don’t act like you know me because neither of you would know where to start with me. I already have one that does. Tonight is going to be so shit!